The perfect boyfriend…
…is someone who:
- cooks, so I won’t have to. I’d like move past macaroni and cheese for my adult life, thank you.
- cleans, so I can lounge around on a Saturday morning, instead of vaccuuming and doing the washing.
- drives a ‘67 Impala, because clearly, real men only drive Metallicars.
- has a huge coc…oa bean knowledge. Ahem. Because, umm, I like coffee. And stuff.
- says, “As you wish,” when I tell him to polish my horse’s saddle bring me some water.
- sings like Michael Buble, and writes pages upon pages of song lyrics that all describes my awesomeness.
- is Jensen Ackles.
(Oh, and by “perfect boyfriend”, I really meant “perfect harem-boy” :P).
Commented on: November 22, 2008 at 11:29 am
I have a similar list like this, okay, it’s not similar at all, but I do have a list.
He has to be intelligent, passionate about something (other than cars, sports, or chicks though), totally geeky, love SpongeBob or at least finds him funny, loves Lotr… sadly, I am not done.
A guy like this shouldn’t be too hard to find right?
Commented on: November 22, 2008 at 3:21 pm
I need someone who can cook too. I don’t want to eat instant noodles and frozen dumplings for the rest of my life!
Commented on: November 22, 2008 at 3:55 pm
I hear you can order this specimen of male off ebay now.
Commented on: November 22, 2008 at 7:11 pm
The perfect boyfriend is one that can read our mind. Haha.
My hubby comes close to being able to do that…though now I still “train” him from time to time
Commented on: November 22, 2008 at 7:41 pm
Sounds good! Except I don’t know who Jensen Ackles is. *dodges thrown object*
Commented on: November 22, 2008 at 9:05 pm
Oh yeah, I definitely wouldn’t say no to Jensen Ackles
I actually don’t drink coffee. So I guess I have no need for any cocoa bean knowledge… Cooking and cleaning are definitely pluses, though. The other stuff doesn’t matter to me
Commented on: November 23, 2008 at 5:33 am
I couldn’t be married to a cook (although it would be awesome.) I’d rather be married to a sushi chef!
Commented on: November 23, 2008 at 8:06 am
Someone who has a huge coc
A guy who cooks is definitely perfect! Imagine him picking you up from work in his ‘67 Impala (or whatever vintage car, for that matter) and taking you on a picnic with his homemade goodness.
koa bean knowledge would be so nice!Commented on: November 23, 2008 at 8:08 am
Oh shit. Please edit that. The k in between the c and the o in cockoa is the only one supposed to be striked. :”>
Commented on: November 23, 2008 at 9:37 am
@Enzo: Heh, edited, Enzo. I’m glad you got that bit :P. I’m not sure anyone else did, heh.
@Amanda: You need to show me this Ebay listing, dude. Totally.
Commented on: November 23, 2008 at 6:15 pm
Ha, that’s good!
I think the best part would be the extremely large coc…oa bean knowledge.
Commented on: November 23, 2008 at 6:42 pm
A big Cocoa bean knowledge is a good thing to have. haha Loved this post.
Yeah the squashed tomatoes version is one I’ve always sung as a kid, maybe its where I’m from that’s influenced that version!
A good boyfriend is one who buys you chocolates! haha ^_^
xx
Commented on: November 24, 2008 at 7:47 pm
Hahaha, good cocoa bean knowledge are a must for good times ahead ;]
Mostly though, I’ll be happy if a boyfriend can AND will cook for me. I’ll be even happier if they plan on teaching me lol.