Open wide. No, no, wait - bite down.
You know my orthodontist has me totally hooked in her little fingers when I am willing to subject myself to a long five hour train ride down to Toronto, and ship back out to Ottawa again less than twenty-four hours later.
Ajskdfgsfdsf.
But, dude, she uses pliers, man. And lots of other potentially dangerous tools. In my mouth. So, umm, yes, I’m definitely willing to do whatever she wants.
That, and I get to spend some time with my mom. She’s driving me back tomorrow night, and she’ll be staying in my apartment until Monday, so whoo for Mommy time. Though, I’m not going to lie - I think she’s probably more excited about seeing the fall leaves in Gatineau Park than actually chilling with me :P.
PS. This was, like, my fiftieth train ride, and I still haven’t met my Ethan Hawke look-a-like a la Before Sunrise. Bitter. I’ve met lots of Mormons, who make it a point to covert me, though. Honestly. Do I have a sign on my forehead that says, “Is willing to be shipped out on another planet, and married off to a fifty year old man with four other wives”?
PPS. And on a super late note - what the fudge, Canada? What exactly was the purpose of spending millions of dollars on that election, again? To rearrange the ridings? Maybe redecorate the Parliament colours a tad bit? Great job.
Commented on: October 17, 2008 at 10:29 pm
My mom just dragged my family to Gatineau Park last weekend to see the fall leaves. I don’t know why the endless supply of trees nearby isn’t enough for her
I’m glad I don’t have to go to an orthodontist! xD
Commented on: October 18, 2008 at 2:20 am
Canadian elections are kinda pointless aren’t they.
Commented on: October 18, 2008 at 7:46 am
You’re lucky you have pretty leaves out east. The majority of leaves in Alberta are yellow, and not as pretty.
Commented on: October 18, 2008 at 12:51 pm
Agreed, that election was completely pointless. They could have put that money toward something more useful.
Commented on: October 18, 2008 at 3:23 pm
Amanda: No, they are COMPLETELY pointless. At least, this one was.
I’m probably getting braces soon, so I’l have to start going to an orthodontist. Like I don’t already hate going to the dentist!
Commented on: October 20, 2008 at 9:58 pm
Oh yes, the joy of the orthodontist.
I feel your pain!
Commented on: October 29, 2008 at 11:45 am
Does your mother happen to be Asian? My Asian parents LOOOOVE looking at the colour of leaves… omfg.
Haha this is the funniest blog entry I’ve came across all day =D
Commented on: October 29, 2008 at 9:58 pm
@Crystal: Haha, yes. Asianness, FTW. <3