Archive for August, 2008

This one time, in the first grade, I totally learned how to spell.

Posted on: August 1, 2008
Filed under: Life | Comments (3)

Homeslice. You are not getting payed, okay? You’re getting paid. Didn’t you listen to NSYNC? Because, dude, I’m pretty sure they definitely had a song about it.

Also? No matter how many times you say it, you will never, ever, get layed (unless you’re a part of the poultry family, and suddenly developed an affinity for clucking). Though, for your sake, I do hope you get laid soon.

K?

Thxbai.

 

 

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